"The Burden of Being Wonderful" by Steel Panther

Countable Nouns

Uncountable Nouns

Why? In a world of ugly faces

Should I be allowed to be so hot.

So many people without talent,

Yet I was born with all the magical gifts I got.

The perfect body, the perfect face,

It's like Gods best work all in one place.

But the haters hate perfection, can't you see?

It's a burden being wonderful like me.

How in a world that's so imperfect,

Did I wind up with so much cool?

Friends never stick around too long,

Never feel like they belong

Next to me they feel like a fool.

I got the grace of a dancer, golden voice, 

People seem to hate me like I had a choice

Being this blessed is a lonely way to be,

It's a burden being wonderful like me.. Like me.

So you say you wanna hang around

Don't ever ask me to dumb it down

I'm a diamond, I'm gonna shine

Compared to everyone else 

I'm like a whole damn diamond mine

Ohh yeah..

I'm just a Maserati in a world of Kias

Genius would describe any of my ideas

If I was born i 1453 Leonardo Da Vinci would be jealous of me

But a world of Stevie Wonders would never see

It's a burden being wonderful like me.

Eduardo Navas